francybaguette:

OH MY GOD ITALY.

krystal-tsuki:

thedaughterofhephaestus:

Today on: Guess how much gay porn I can read in one night

olyssi:

we don’t get a lot of insight into italy’s thoughts during buon san valentino but i think this small moment is so important because

italy’s just like

'you know, germany's acting a little gay'

orgasmaddict69:

You know when you read a fanfic so good, but so good, that it makes you ship the ship even more, that changes your perspective of your ship and makes you stop to think about things while you cry

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

officialtoue:

boy: its like we finish each other’s

girl: birb

hachikuji:

you’re gonna be okay

rosaparking:

i was so drunk and harry potter was on tv and i was mastrbating and dobby died and i was crying as i masturbated it was a disaster

vantasly:

but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically

Do You Wanna Learn Some Magic? →

somanyfandomsasdfghjkl:

Do you wanna learn some magic?
Let’s go and stop Serpine!
I know you’re only 12 years old,
as I’ve been told,
you’d make a good partner!
I used to know your uncle,
but now he’s dead,
it’s dangerous, you know why.
Do you wanna learn some magic?
It doesn’t have to be just magic.

221bentley:

NEW HEAD CANON

So Skulduggery leaves Val in the car while he talks to somebody down the street. Bored with the music channel she changes stations and when Skulduggery comes back she quickly turns the radio off. Sometime later he’s in the car with Ghastly and other sanctuary officials and to break the silence Ghastly turns the radio and Monster by Kanye West blares out of the speakers and Skulduggery just sinks really low in his seat…

kingofhellinmytrunk:

I really want a skulduggery pleasant movie but i’m also very pleased that Derek took back the rights when he saw the script was bad. 

maybemalfoy:

oh my god will val ever be able to think “there’s a skeleton inside me” without it sounding wrong

escarlatafox:

Remember that time when Skulduggery saw Valkyrie’s reflection naked?